To Take
Group Items
| Item | To Carry |
| First aid kit | |
| mobile for emergencies (+ charger) | MG |
| Not the Penknife (not allowed on plane) | MG |
| Corkscrew | MG (part of penknife) |
| Bottle Opener | MG (part of penknife) |
| Torch | |
| Notepad | |
| Not the GPS | |
| Coconut halves (for transport to Camelot) | |
| Guidebook | MG |
Personal Items
clothes
- 5 bras
- Socks
- Pantyhose
- Thermal underwear
- Waterproof kickers (do you mean the shoes or is this supposed to read "Waterproof knickers"? I have neither unfortunatly...)
- Trainers
- Shirt or nice top for evenings (possibly the opera)
- Jumpers
- Wheat Pillow (if microwave available nearby)
- Pyjamas (if you are a wiener)
- Hat
- Scarf
- Kings of Leon CD (er, how do you wear this?)
- Comedy breasts (otherwise the bras would be superfluous for some)
- Hoodie (not sure if they have chavs in NY, but just in case...)
- Coat
other
- Pens
- Camera Charger
- Day bag (that sounds *so* gay)
- Toiletries
- Hair products
- Spy camera and listening device
- Spectacles, testicles, wallet (or purse if you're a man) and watch
- Wallet (someone didn't read the line above!)
- Driving Licence
- Passport
- Teddy bear for those long, cold nights
- Booking confirmations
- Folder for paperwork for those who 'bring their work away with them'
- US power adapter
- Some chicken korma
- Vibrator and spare batteries
- Guide dog
- Towel (small/trekking) - well, actually, hotels provide towels
- Insurance docs
- Inflatable Ingrid (your polythene pal)
- Pass the Bomb game
- Point of coider please landlorrrd game
- Peanuts please!
- Can I have Rum & Coke
And one triple thick condom. (You never know...) (did you put this, Tom?) (ew, i hope not - he's in the same room as Matt!) (Suck my thermos!) (Oop... What a Dibbley!)